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A woman came to check out the possibility of renting a room in my house. Along with her she brought her two dogs. A fellow who already lived in the house had a cat, so we were all watching to see how the animals interacted. Someone expressed concern about the cat in the presence of the two dogs. The cat owner proudly proclaimed, "That cat can kick both those dogs' butts".

Later on when I asked the cat owner how he felt about having the lady and the two dogs move into the house, he said it was okay as long as the dogs were outside when the owner was not home. He said he didn't want them inside chasing the cat!