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A young fellow gave me notice that he was moving out of my house shortly after moving in. In his notice he stated, "Feel free to ask any questions you have." The next time I saw him I asked him, "So why are you moving out?" He sort of shrugged and babbled a little bit and ended up saying something equivalent to, "I don't know what I am doing."

Later on I asked him where he would be moving to. He told me that it was a secret.

So I could ask him anything. Getting an answer was another matter, but I could ask him anything!