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I went into a local supermarket and went up to the hot food area to purchase a chicken thigh for lunch. Looking in the counter I saw that they had some fried rice and I thought that would be a good addition to my lunch. Noticing that there were two separate trays, one labeled "Vegetable Fried Rice" and the other simply labeled "Fried Rice", and noticing also that both trays of rice seemed to have vegetables in them, I asked the girl behind the counter what the difference was between the two. She informed me that the difference was that one had chicken in it and the other did not!