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I went to an attorney's office in town. The attorney's office was in one of the top floors of a tall building, so while I was waiting for him I spent my time looking out across the view. There were some hills off to the northeast which I had seen many times from the ground but had never asked anyone what they were called, so I asked the receptionist if she knew the name of those hills. She asked me if I was new to town, and I had to admit that I had lived here for over two years but still did not know this obvious geological feature. After I admitted this, she responded with, "I think they are called the Coburg Hills, but I am not sure."

I guess she was new to town.