Ward's Songs

MELANIA, YOU'RE CALLING

(Tune: Beth (Kiss))

Melania, you’re calling,
But I can’t help you right now.
Girl bit me in the penis.
Can’t get it up no how.
But that won’t stop me, darling.
I have a plan so true.
I’ll run to be president.
The whole country I will screw.
The country I will screw.

You say you feel so empty,
That our house just ain't a home.
I’m busy screwing all the rest,
And you're always there alone.
Just a few more hours
To tweet out my vile spew.
You know it is my calling.
Sweetheart, what can I do?
Dear, what can I do?

Melania, you're lonely,
And I hope you'll be alright,
But I’m too busy grabbing pussies all night.