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ONLY THIRTEEN

(Tune: Only Sixteen)

She was only thirteen, only thirteen,
But I thought she’d make a great hoe.
Yes, she was too young to have sex with me,
But I didn’t care, don’t you know?

I’d laugh and I’d sing, make her do awful things,
And it made my cock grow.
But she was too young to have sex with me,
But I didn’t care, don’t you know?

So why did I pull my cock out so fast.
It never will happen again.
But she had the teeth of a child of thirteen,
But I didn’t care, don’t you know?

She was only thirteen, only thirteen,
Ooh, with eyes that would glow.
But she was too young to have sex with me,
But I didn’t care, don’t you know?

Now she was only thirteen, only thirteen.
Ooh, but I leered at her so.
But she was too young to have sex with me,
But I didn’t care, don’t you know?

Yes, she was too young to have sex with me,
And I, I was too vile,
Too evil and vile to care.

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