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I used to buy a certain brand of bagels at the local grocery store. I liked this brand because they were nice and firm, the way a bagel should be. They were also the cheapest brand, also an important consideration in my economic strata, costing only $1.19 for a package of six. I went in one day to purchase a package and found them on the shelf where they are normally located, but this time they had a special label stating "Special of the Week". They were $1.49!