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I have written some songs to my own music, and other songs using (stealing?) other people's tunes. I have grouped the songs below into two groups. The first group is a bunch of old hymns that I have rewritten as parodies. They are intended to make fun of Christianity and religion in general, so if you are a dedicated Christian, you may not like this approach--feel free to ignore these. If you think that you would enjoy them, though, then please check them out. The second group are songs that I have written to my own music. Some are serious and some "not-so-serious".

REWRITTEN HYMNS

I have written a "hymnal", Gawdawful Hymns, a collection of hymns which I have rewritten as parodies. I have posted seven hymns that I have parodied below. These are seven that do not appear in the "hymnal" for one reason or another, so you can just have them "for free", but they give you a few samples of the kinds of songs you will get to enjoy if you buy the book.

Lot Liked to Play
Victory In Jesus
That Ain't So Smart
They Fib!
Great Is Thy Hatefulness
Jesus Is So Lonely
I'd Rather Have Jesus

MY OWN MUSIC

There is not always a clear distinction between a song that is for fun and one that is serious. Many of my fun songs have serious message behind them, and many of my serious songs have something humorous or fun in them. I have done my best to categorize them into the category that they fit best. I have "thrown caution to the wind" and posted these songs with the musical scores, so if you are a musician, have fun! Also, for some of the songs, I have posted an audio link to a recording of the music. (These are not "professional quality" recordings, but will allow you to hear what the tune sounds like.)

FUN STUFF
A Dog, A Dog
A Jolly Songwriter
Age of Communication   (Recording)
Call Him Vile Names   (Recording)
Charlie Ziggy
Come Back, Sun!   (Recording)
Come to Earth!   (Recording)
Damned Old Bugs!   (Recording)
Dihydrogen Monoxide   (Recording)
Getting Old Is Such a Drag
He Goes Sneeze, Sneeze, Sneeze
How Much Wood
I Can't Think Of Anything   (Recording)
Judah! Tamar!
The Land of Enchantment
Moving Along, Singing My Song
Oh, Viruses! Oh, Viruses!
Oh Yes, She Loves Me
Old Josh Parker
On Judgment Day   (Recording)
Rake Those Berries
Robo Brandi
Roll Out the Millions
Tailgater   (Recording)
The Humbug Song   (Recording)
The National Prayer Breakfast   (Recording)
The Smoker's Song
To Swim, To Swim
Waiting on Hold   (Recording)
Why Won't My Bread Rise?   (Recording)
X-Mas! X-mas! X-mas!

SERIOUS STUFF
Columbus! Columbus!
Daddy, Won't You Smile For Me?
Day of Foreboding   (Recording)
Drop, Drop (Recording)
Eight Billion People   (Recording)
Extinction Is Forever   (Recording)
From the Threat and Use of Force We Shall Refrain   (Recording)
Give Trump the Dump!
Go Back, Putin!   (Recording)
Hydrogen Is Number One!   (Recording)
I Want More!   (Recording)
Is This Any Way to Run a Democracy?   (Recording)
It's Not My Job   (Recording)
Just One More Bomb!   (Recording)
Just Send Them Away   (Recording)
Listen Up!
Oh, Why do! Oh, Why Do!   (Recording)
Shame and Horror
Ships in the Desert   (Recording)
Solstice Song   (Recording)
The Water Song   (Recording)
Toxic Piles   (Recording)
Until Everyone We're Seeing
Warmer!   (Recording)
What Will You Leave?   (Recording)
Will the World Be a Better Place?   (Recording)

I had a number of songs about abortion that I had put up at one of my websites, but I have taken them down. If you wish to know why, you may have reference to my website: Prolife -- Not!