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I have written some songs to my own music, and other songs using (stealing?) other people's tunes. I have grouped the songs below into two groups. The first group is a bunch of old hymns that I have rewritten as parodies. They are intended to make fun of Christianity and religion in general, so if you are a dedicated Christian, you may not like this approach -- feel free to ignore these. If you think that you would enjoy them, though, then please check them out. The second group are songs that I have written to my own music. Some are serious and some "not-so-serious". Only the words appear here. If any of them strike you in a special way, you may feel free to contact me and we can talk about the music.


I am writing a "hymnal", which will have lots of (over 300) hymns which I have rewritten as parodies. You can check on my progress of both my "hymnal" and my "holybook" which I am also writing. I have posted six hymns that I have parodied below. These are six that are not going to appear in the "hymnal" for one reason or another, so you can just have them "for free", but they give you a few samples of the kinds of songs you will get to sing once my hymnal comes out. Enjoy!

Lot Liked to Play
Victory In Jesus
That Ain't So Smart
They Fib!
Great Is Thy Hatefulness
Jesus Is So Lonely
I'd Rather Have Jesus


Serious Stuff!!
Until Everyone We're Seeing

Funny Stuff!!
Oh, Yes She Loves Me
Old Josh Parker
Roll Out the Millions
The Smoker's Song

Fun-But-Not-Funny Stuff.
Blueberry Raking Song
Land of Enchantment

I also have a bunch of songs I have written about abortion that you can find (music and all) at AbortionReason.com.