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I went into the convenience store near where I was working one day. A sign recently placed up over the counter indicated that they were having a special sale. It stated, "2 for $2. Hotdogs or Breakfast Bites".

When I asked the girl behind the counter, "What is a 'Breakfast Bite'?", she responded matter-of-factly, "We don't carry those."